Accountability, but make it guilt
You’re not lazy.You’re unsupervised.
Mom as a Service texts you like your mother would. Lovingly. Relentlessly. With receipts. Until the thing is actually done.
No app. No password. You text “Hi.” That’s the signup.
How it escalates
The four stages of Mom.
She starts sweet. How it ends is up to you.
- 01Sweet
Sweetie, just a little reminder about the dentist!
- 02Pointed
I see the dentist is still not booked. I'm sure you have your reasons.
- 03Guilt trip
You told me 'tomorrow' on Tuesday. And Wednesday. I kept the receipts, honey.
- 04Proud
I'm so proud of you. I'm telling everyone at book club.
How it works
Three steps. Mom handles the rest.
- 1
Tell her what you've been avoiding.
"remind me to renew my passport before june." Plain English. She'll ask if anything's unclear.
- 2
She checks in. Then checks in again.
Only at civilized hours: 9am to 9pm, or whatever you tell her. Unlike your group chat.
- 3
Send proof. Get praised. Loudly.
Text a photo of the confirmation and the nagging stops. The bragging to her friends does not.
For actual moms (and dads, and aunts)
Outsource the nagging. Keep the credit.
Sign up your grown kid and set their tasks by text. They have to reply YES before anything happens, because consent is sacred, even for moms. You’ll hear when it’s done. And when it very much isn’t.
Mom would like to clear a few things up.
Is she a real mom?
No, she's AI. But she has the energy of three real ones and never loses your number.
How do I make her stop?
Reply STOP. She stops instantly. No sigh, no guilt trip. That's the one rule even Mom follows.
Does it cost anything?
Free right now. Your carrier's message and data rates may apply, which she agrees is outrageous.
I'm 16. Can I sign up?
Nope, 18+ only. Your actual mom is still on duty.
She’s waiting by the phone.
Don’t make her call you.